In 1979 , a most unimportant movie-plot, was wisely sealed in a card-board box, and left to rot, till the end of time. Argo opens that can of historical worms, with the hope of narrating a tale of the human spirit. In other news, Pandora is the name of an Internet radio service.
This is not the first movie, that attempts to commemorate America’s “National treasure”s. But perhaps ,the winner amongst losers for the most implausible and condemnable pontifications of American greatness.
The Plot ? Don’t worry this is not a spoiler, in fact it’s history.
Its History
In 1979, Iranian Revolutionary Militia ran over the US Embassy in Tehran, taking more than 50 hostages.
The hostages were to be freed in return, for extradition of the former Shah , a violent dictator and Saddam Hussain’s brother from an american mother.
“the hostage-taking was seen (by America) as an outrage violating a centuries-old principle of international law granting diplomats immunity from arrest and diplomatic compounds’ inviolability.”
Jullian Assange may have cracked a smile here.
Plot and history are as connected as marbles rolling inside a matchbox.
The narration conveniently omits significant events in the timeline in order twist one of America’s biggest international embarrassments into a story of triumph and righteousness.
Put some spin on it
50 hostages were kept at gunpoint. 6 US nationals manage to escape the scene, only to be holed up inside the Canadian ambassadors residence.
So the plot my dear sir, is how a lone CIA agent manages to rescue these 6 people, against all odds. Simultaneously, he risks the lives of the remaining 50 hostages, and steals from the noble nation of Canada, the credit that they deserve for their assistance during this crisis.
Argo is not a shabby movie, it’s just winner’s history. Luckily you can Wiki-search for another version of events. Julian Assange wouldn’t mind that irony.
The actual story is touching. The characterization is strong, as are the screenplay & production values. If Argo was isolated from the of actual historical events it is based on, it might just make a compelling spy-flick.
But does it deserve a watch ? Ar-go-fuck-yourself.
PS: If Julian Assange were to be smuggled out of the Ecuadorian embassy by an Iranian agent, and that’s one biiig IF, and which is more you’ll have a real 21st century spy flick.
